Tech Support Cheat Sheet :: XKCD COMIC


I loved the very fact of Customer Support given by XKCD Comic. It really reminds me of the day when I was providing my tech support to my khala and mumani jaan. There is another sarcastic website provided by google. Let me google that for you.com.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/

Enjoy.
http://xkcd.com/627/

tech support cheat sheet

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CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020


with the advent of technology, so much private information is being passed / fed into the system, this joke won’t be a joke anymore. In fact it would be a reality.

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Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…”

Customer: “Heloo, can I order..”

Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold…….. .. on…….8898613561 02049998- 45-54610”

Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”

Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”

Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”

Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”

Customer: “How come?”

Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”

Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”

Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”

Customer: “How do you know for sure?”

Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from
the National Library last week Sir”

Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?”

Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
is $49.9! 9”

Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”

Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Sir.”

Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives”

Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records,you’ve reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today”

Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?”

Operator : “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle.. .”

Customer: ” What!”

Operator : “According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,…registra tion number 1123…”

Customer: ” ????”

Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”

Customer: “Nothing.! .. by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?”

Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also

diabetic…. … ”

Customer: “***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))”
Operator “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman… ?”

Customer: Faints…

Code on Wedding Cake?


Now this is one fun way to perform weddings. I received this post on Stack Overflow. Thought it should be shared on my blog too.

I’m getting married on April 4th, 2009. My future wife has agreed to let me have actual code on top of the wedding cake. Woot!

There isn’t very much room, four, maybe five lines (it’s only a 6″ cake because the main cake is a bunch of cupcakes).

Any language is okay, Java, JavaScript, XML.

A lot of the people attending the wedding have coded before, so they’ll “get it”.

My name is ‘Robert’ and her name is ‘Tiffany’, some sort of creative use of those names would be cool.

What code would you have on your wedding cake?

https://i0.wp.com/4.bp.blogspot.com/%5FN8B4jlz6nXo/R9B%5Fa67SvFI/AAAAAAAAAWw/YF6yuhlWMZI/s320/IMG%5F7539.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc340/funnyroadsigns/cake/programmingcake.jpg

https://i1.wp.com/farm2.static.flickr.com/1048/3169342515%5F8023ace979%5Fo.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/cake.jpg

Source:

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/686216/what-code-would-you-have-on-your-wedding-cake